They say that laughter is the best medicine, so what better way to give kids a boost than with a little humor? Honestly, these delightfully cheesy dinosaur jokes for kids might elicit some groans, but you’re sure to hear a few chuckles too!
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Our Favorite Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
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Lefty.
2. What did the dinosaur use to cut wood?
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A dino-saw.
3. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
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Two dinosaurs.
4. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?
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Stink-o-saurus.
5. What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
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Long distance.
6. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
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Lazy bones.
7. Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
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Because they didn’t know how to barbecue.
8. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
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Strawberry jam.
9. What kind of dinosaurs make good police officers?
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Tricera-cops.
10. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
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A dinosaur’s shadow.
11. What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making business?
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Try Sarah’s Tops.
12. What did the caveman say as he slid down the dinosaur’s neck?
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“So long!”
13. What comes after extinction?
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Y-stinction.
14. What comes after y-stinction?
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Z-end.
15. What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
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The letter S.
16. What did the T-Rex say at lunchtime?
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Let’s grab a bite!
17. Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
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Any dinosaur! A house can’t jump!
18. What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
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Get out of the way!
19. Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm?
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Because it was an early bird!
20. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
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Tea, Rex?
21. Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money?
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The dino-store.
22. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
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A stegosau-rust.
23. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
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I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
24. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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A Wee-rex!
25. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
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Try-try-try-ceratops!
26. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
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A tyranno-snorus.
27. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
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A toothbrush.
28. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
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Fossil fuel.
29. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
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Because there were no roads then!
30. What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
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A thesaurus!
31. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
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DINOmite!
32. What does a triceratops sit on?
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Its tricera-bottom.
33. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
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Because it had a dino-sore.
34. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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Because chickens didn’t exist then.
35. Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
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Because their tales are so long.
36. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
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The Dinosorcerer.
37. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
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Doyouthinkysaurus.
38. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
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A dino-snore.
39. What came after the dinosaur?
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Its tail.
40. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
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Rep-tiles.
41. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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To eat the chickens on the other side.
42. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
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Squash.
43. What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus rex?
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Pray that it doesn’t see you.
44. Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
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Because he could really spike the ball.
45. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
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With a crane.
46. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
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The door won’t shut.
47. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
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One. After that, the box isn’t empty.
48. What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
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Try to cheer him up!
49. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
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“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
50. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
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With Tyrannosaurus checks.
51. Which is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
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Comet.
52. Why did the T-Rex break up with the triceratops?
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Because she couldn’t handle his “roaring” temper.
53. What do you call a dinosaur who loves singing Christmas songs?
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A Carolosaurus.
54. What do dinosaurs eat for breakfast?
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Frosted Flakes—they’re “grrr-eat!”
55. What type of music do dinosaurs like?
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Jurassic Rock.
56. What did the T-Rex say after a breakup?
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“I dino what went wrong, but I’ll miss you!”
57. Why are dinosaur jokes so popular?
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Because they never go extinct!
58. What do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot about languages?
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A polyglotodon.
59. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of exercise?
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Running from extinction.
60. Why do museums make dinosaurs nervous?
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They feel a bit fossilized.
61. What kind of dinosaur works at the hospital?
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A triage-eratops.
62. What does a dinosaur say after a meal?
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“That was dino-licious!”
63. What did the baby dinosaur call its mother?
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Mamasaurus!
64. Why do T-Rexes make bad comedians?
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Their jokes are all arms and no punch.
65. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
66. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
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You’ve got a friend in me!
67. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
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Gorgonzilla!
68. What do you call a dinosaur passing gas?
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A blast from the past!
69. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
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Jurassic pork!
70. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
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Tyrannosaurus Tex.
71. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
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A Bronco-saurus.
72. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
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Find somewhere else to sleep!
73. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
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Yes, 8 iguanodons and 2 stegosauruses!
74. What do you call a dinosaur that’s as tall as a house and has long sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?
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Sir!
75. Why can’t the T-Rex clap its hands?
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Because it’s extinct.
76. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels?
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A stegosaurus on roller skates.
77. Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
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To become ex-stinked!
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